I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
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Someone give me context. I need context.
Right. I need to know why.
Old woman is an evil alien called a skrull who can shapeshift. Punching girl is Captain Marvel, who is tasked with taking the skrulls down.
Or she’s exhausted of baby boomers on every FB thread explaining why millennials are ruining the economy 🤷🏻♂️
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Clara: How do you take your coffee?
The Doctor: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.
Clara: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.
“i wish pokemon were real!”
beedrill is three feet tall
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